darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

Just cause you don’t know how beautiful you are to a stranger doesn’t mean you’re more beautiful than you think

(via wastelingphoenix)

xryz:

sizvideos:

Video

ants are some scary mother fuckers

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via 4gifs)

agirlinahellasweater:

POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG  CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF

agirlinahellasweater:

POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG  CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF

(Source: hahawhore, via ruinedchildhood)

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

(via allo-mishamigos)

texas-red-dirt-sunset:

introbulus:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.

(Source: fionaelizabeth, via allo-mishamigos)

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

(Source: sandandglass, via hohomylad)

danfreakindavis:

pikachu-condom:

shinyredonix:

danfreakindavis:

ms. kitty fell asleep like this

Stop being perf

Spit in my ass and cum on me

danfreakindavis:

pikachu-condom:

shinyredonix:

danfreakindavis:

ms. kitty fell asleep like this

Stop being perf

Spit in my ass and cum on me

(via allo-mishamigos)

pr1nceshawn:

Masculine Ways to Do Feminine Things by Dave Mercier.

(Source: College Humor, via oldmanstephanie)

seriousjones:

batman: come over

me: i’m busy

batman: my parents aren’t home

batman:

image

(via ruinedchildhood)